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A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer he heard a voice say seductively Youve got great hair The man looked around but couldnt see where the voice was coming from so he went back to his beer. A minute later he heard the same soft voice say Youre a handsome man The man looked around but still couldnt see where the voice was coming from. When he went back to his beer the voice said again What a stud you are The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. The bartender said Oh its the nuts--theyre complimentary. Knock Knock Whos there Heidi Heidi who Heidi-clare war on you If a redhead goes crazy is it called Ginger Snaps When Cats Are Sad A Bartender Whatll ya have Cat Shot of run. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat Another. A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like she finally asked. The policewoman replied Its square and it has your picture in it. The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. Here it is she said. The blonde office looked at the mirror then handed it back saying OK you can go. I didnt realize you were a cop 28 WWW.FLIPMAGAZINE.NETJUNE2015