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JOKES Two antennas met on a roof fell in love and got married. The Ceremo- ny wasnt much but the reception was excellent. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted doc- tor doctor I cant feel my legs The doctor replied I know you cant Ive cut off your arms Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other Does this taste funny to you A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says A beer please and one for the road. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says Ill serve you but dont start anything. Deja Moo The feeling that youve heard this bull before. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldnt find any. What do you call a fish with no eyes A fsh. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank proving once again that you cant have your kay- ak and heat it too. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. But why they asked as they moved off. Because he said I cant stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted. JOKESJOKESHa Ha Ho Ho Ha Ha Ho Ho He He Ho Ho Ho Ho He He 28 Mahatma Gandhi as you know walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet he suf- fered from bad breath. This made him. Oh man this is so bad its good... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.