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MeetMarcHeyisonandJaneDavisMarcMyworldchangedforeverin1992whenmyMomwasdiagnosedwithbreastcancer.Mymotherremainscancerfreetodayandhercourageisstilltheinspirationinmybecominganadvocateonthecriticalandvitalroleofmalecaregivingnotonlyforthewomenwelovewithbreastcancerbutforanywomenthatwelove.Thisbookisdesignedtobeablueprintandguidebecausenoonecangiveyoutheanswersaseverysituationandeveryfamilyhasitsowndynamicsandrhythm.Whatmustbeestablishedisaconnectionsothatthepatientknowsthatherpartnerwillbesidebysidewithhereverystepoftheway.Oncethatfoundationissetthenopenandhonestcommunicationwillhelpthepatientimproveherqualityoflifebecausesheknowsherpartneristherewithher.WhatIhopetoaccomplishistolayoutwayswhichwecancopewithwhateverlifethrowsourway.Thisbookisnottheholygrailthereisnoneinmyopinionbutatooltogetyouactiveandseeyoudohavethepowerwith-inyoutobeagreatcaregiver.Moreoverthisisourresponsibilitytostepuptotheplateandbethereforthewomenwelove.ThisbookshareswithyouwhatIhavelearnedfrommenallacrossourcountryitsnotmystoryandwhattheyhaveexperiencedandhowtheyhavetackledthisrole.NobodyraisestheirhandandsayscanIhavealifethreateningdiseasesoweasmendonotsaygeecanIhelpnowesaywhatdoyouwantmetodoandwhendoyouwantmetodoit.Amongthethingsyouwilllearnishowtoputastrongcaregivingteaminplacewhymenaregreatcaregiversmenandwomendocommunicatedifferentlyandhowcommunicationisatwowaystreet.Thisisanononsensestraighttalkbookonwhatittakestobeacaregivermeanttoequipyouwithastrongfoundationtocondentlybeamoreeffectiveandsupportivecaregiver.JaneMotheroftwogrownchildrengrandmothertofour.Ihavebeenmarriedforover36yearstoanowretiredArmyColonel.IamanurseavolunteerandacaregivertomyspousewithtwoillnessesParkinsonsandLymphoma.In2001wheremybookbeginsIvolunteeredwiththeAmericanRedCrossasaDisasterHealthNurseandtraveledtoNYCtoofferFirstAidtotherecoveryworkersatGroundZeroafterSeptember11th.ThebooktakesyouthroughmyexperiencesandfeelingswhilebeinginNYCfor612weeks.Itwasachallengingyetrewardingperiodoftimeinmylife.But911didnotendformostofus.Wemovedthroughitbutwillneverforget.Thebookcontinuesuntil2011andIsharewithyoutheupsanddownsmylifehadtooffer.Fromtheillnessofmymothertheheartbreakofworkingwithanegotisticalbosstothetwodiagnosisofmyspouse...lifechallengedme.Thereisaconstantthreadthroughthebook...stayingpositivewhengoingthroughdifculttimes.IjokesayingofcourseIneedtobepositive.IhavenochoiceasmybloodtypeisBWhatinspiredyoutowriteyourbookMarcBeinganadvocateforbreastcancersince1992whenmyMomwasdiagnosedIhavebecomepersonallypassionatewithadeepsenseofpurposetodowhatIcantohelpmenbethereforthewomentheylovewhenbreastcancerstrikes.Inhonorandinloveofmymomwhowilla22yearsurvivornextAprilIfoundedMenAgainstBreastCancerthenationsrstandonlynationalnon-protwhosemissionistoeducateandempowermentobeeffectivecaregiverswhenbreastcancerstrikesafemalelovedone.Oneofmyroleshasbeentravelingthecountryspeakingtomenandtheirfamiliesabouttheimportantandvitalrolemenplayinhelpingthepatientandtheirfamilynavigatethecrisisofbreastcancer.ItisinmytravelsandhavingthehonortomeettheseheroeswhoarestrugglingtosupportthewomentheylovetokeepmovingforwardthatIfeltIhadsomethingtohelpothers.BysharingwhatIhavelearnedonhearingwhathasworkedwhathasntworkedandhowmenandwomenarespectaculartogetherwhentheycommunicateinanopenandhonestmanner.Thisbookfocusesonreallifesituationsthatthesemenhavesharedthatwillhelpanymanifheisopentothehelp.JaneTheinspirationtowritemybookcamefrommyon-linewritinginstructorin2008.IwastakingawritingclassHowtowriteyourlifestorywiththeideaofsharingmystorytomyfamily.SheapproachedmeafterIcompletedthecourseencouragingmetoconsiderwritingabookasmystorywasverycompelling.WhatIfoundwasthatwritingthisstorywasverycatharticformeithelpedmehealemotionally.37WWW.FLIPMAGAZINE.NET CanyoutellusalittleabouttheimportanceofopencommunicationintheprocessofbeingagoodcaregiverMarcWithouthealthycommunicationyoucantpossiblybethebestcaregiveryoucanbe.IamnotsayingagoodcaregiverIamsayingthebestyoucanbe.Thereisnoperfectoronewaytobeacaregiver.Thereisthewaythatworksbestforyouandyourfamilyinahealthyandappropriatemanner.Justlikeitisnotfairforwomentoexpectustobeabletoreadtheirmindwhichgenerallyspeakingissomethingthatcomesupsotoomustguyslearnhowtoshareourfeelingsandemotionsinanopenandhonestmanner.Thereisnorightorwrongwaytobeinganopenandhonestcommunicator.Aslongasyourespectfulyouareontherightpath.Whenwearecaregiversweneedtomakesurewekeepourfocusthroughtheprismofthepatientandherneeds.Thatisnottosayyoukeepyouneedsandfeelingssuppressedandinside.Thisisthehardstuffintryingtomanageandwalkthistightrope.Thisiswhyhavinganopenandhonestcommunicationissocrucial.Yesyoucanstillgetmadangryandfrustrated--theseareyourfeelingsandcantbewrong.Itishowyouexpressthemthatmakesthedifference.Whatweneedtorealizeisthattruestrengthisnotinfexingtoshowhowbigyourbicepisbutinreachingyourarmsouttowraparoundthewomenyoulove.WhatismoreconnectingthanthatWhenshefeelsthatconnectionbothemotionallyandphysicallythanallthingsarepossible.JaneAhhopencommunicationtheissuemyspouseandIhavestruggledwithforyears.Iamanoutgoingpersonthatwearsmyemotionsonmysleeve.CommunicationjusthasalwaysbeenfrontandcenterformeandhowIoperate.Myspouseontheotherhandhasalwaysbeenabitmorereservedonlycommunicatingwhentherearenootheroptions.Itwasastruggleforhimtoopenuptomeabouthisillnessesandsharehisdeepanddarkestfearsheckitwasastruggleformetolistentohisanguish.FromdayonewithhisillnessesIhavebeenthereforhimfromdoctorappointmentsmedicationsandlifeIhavebeenhischeerleaderhiscondantandmostimportantlyhisfriend.IthasntbeeneasybutIdoknowthatsomehowtheseillnesseshavebroughtusclosertogether.Weareghtingtheghttogether.Ifthereisanythingelseyoudliketoaddresssuchasdifferencesbetweenmaleandfemalecaregiversandtheobstaclesencounteredpleasefeelfreetodoso.MarcTherearedifferenceswithmenandwomenbothinthewaywearehardwiredandthewaywearesocialized.Guyswanttoxthingsortotradeplaceswiththewomenheloveswhenfacingalifethreateningdisease.Whenwerealizewecantdoeitherbutwhatwecandoisbetherethebarriersstarttocomedownandyouarewalkingtogethersidebyside.Makenomistaketherewillbestrugglesyoubothdealwithwhichisnormalandnaturalalongwithallofyourfeelings.Whenyouembracethosefeelingsandacceptthatyoubothsometimesarenotonthesamepageandthatisokaythenyoucanturnthecornersasthecome.JaneCaregiving101...thereisnoclasstoteachyou.IknewearlyonthatIneededhelptoovercomemanyofmyfearsofwhatlayahead.IjoinedanamazingsupportgroupnamedWellSpouseAssociation.Itisanationalorganizationandhassupportgroupsthroughoutthecountry.Bothmaleandfemalecaregiverscomeforthesupportandthefriendship.Manyoftheseindividualsarefulltimecaregiversandbarelyhaveafreeminuteforthemselves.Ihavelearnedfromthemcompassionstrengthandguidancetostayahealthyindividual.Menandwomenalikehavegivenuptheircareersfortheirillspousesanddosowillingly.Itissuchasacriceandtheycontinuetoteachmeeveryday.Theyaremyheroes.YoucanfindbothItsNotRocketScienceAGuysBlueprinttoCaregivingandFirstAidforHeroesavailableinpaperbackande-bookfromtheirpublisherssitewww.RSPLaunchPad.com.38WWW.FLIPMAGAZINE.NET 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JASONSCHUSTERWellsinceIamaCelticsfanandweareunofciallyintheRigginforWigginssweepstakesknownastheNBAdraftlotterythisbasketballseasonmayfallabitshortofexpectations.TheworstpartofthisiswearereadyforaseasonoftankingItsbettertobereallygoodorreallybadinthecurrentNBAsystem.ThereisnothingworseintheNBAthanbeingalmostgoodenoughtoreachtheplayoffsorbeinga7or8seedcomeplayofftime.ItslikebeingstuckinNBApurgatoryInhonoroftheCelticscrummyupcomingseasonuponusIwillnotbewritinganNBApreviewbutIwillpreviewafewplayersthatyouwillbehearingmorefromsoonerratherthanlater.Keepaneyeontheseplayerswhoarecloseorhavebeenonthecuspbutwillhavebreakoutseasonsthisyear.1.PaulGeorgeSFIndianaPacersIknowIknowyouresayingbutwasntPaulGeorgethebestplayerontheIndianateamthatalmostupsettheHeatHesalreadyastar.Agreedbuthisascensionintosuper-stardomisstillongoing.Hehasatonofroomforoffensiveimprovementandisalreadyalockdowndefender.LastseasonGeorgeaveraged17.4pointsand7.6boardspergame.Heshouldeasilyhopoverthe21or22pointpergamemarkthisseasonandheisacompleteplayer.Theskysthelimitforhim.2.EricBledsoePGPhoenixSunsTheSunsaregoingtobeoneoftheleadingcontenderstolandAndrewWigginsintheupcomingdraftbutnotifBledsoehasanythingtosayaboutit.The4thyearguardoutofKentuckywillbeaforcethisupcomingseason.AnotherpolisheddefenderheispoisedtobreakoutnowthatheisnolongerstuckbehindChrisPaulonthedepthchart.Bledsoeisextremelyexplosiveoffofthedribbleandleavesdefendersinthedust.Heav-eraged14.2pointsand5.3assistswithoutCP3inthelineupearlylastseasonandshouldbeabletogetsome-wherecloseto18or19PPGnowthathewillhavestarterminutesinPhoenix.3.KawhiLeonardSGSFPFSanAntonioSpursItstoughtolistLeonardatanyonepositionbecausehedoeseverythingfortheSpursbesideswashthejer-seysatnight.LeonardisafantasticdefenderwhocanguardmultiplepositionswitheaseasheshowedintheNBAFinalslastseason.Leonardaveraged11.9pointsand6boardsagamelastseason.LeonardisnowconsideredacoreplayeronSanAntonioasmuchasTimDuncanandTonyParkerareviewed.Hewillgetstarterminutesthisyearandtheresnoreasontothinkhecantaverage178pergamethisyearandtakethemantlefromtheBig3.4.JeffGreenSFBostonCelticsGreenwasanamazingstorylastseasoncomingbackafterhavingheartsurgeryduringthe2011-12season.LastseasonGreenaveraged12.8pointsand3.9reboundspergame.Intheplayoffsheuppedthattoagaudy20.3pointspergameandthereisnoreasontobelievethat20pergamewillnotbestandardwhenitcomestoGreenthisseasonnowthattheCelticshavecleanedhouseandhewillgetstarterminutes.Evenat27heisstillaworkinprogressandhasmoreupsidetounveilpluscomeonIhadtogetaCelticontothislistNBASEASON48WWW.FLIPMAGAZINE.NET