Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Page 10 Page 11 Page 12 Page 13 Page 14 Page 15 Page 16 Page 17 Page 18 Page 19 Page 20 Page 21 Page 22 Page 23 Page 24 Page 25 Page 26ϮϬ óóó͘¥½®Öæƒþ®Ä›͘ěã&›ÙçƒÙùϮϬϭϳ How fast can you guess these words? I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: “Thanks for coming.” Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? They don’t stop to ask for directions! Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean "you’re welcome." 1) B O O _ S 2) _ _ N D O M 3) F_ _ K 4) P _ N _ S 5) P U _ S _ 6) S _ X 1)Books 2)Random 3)Fork 4)Pants 5)Pulse 6)Six Got all 6 wrong, didn’t you?! A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guest, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.” “No,” she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose Carmen. What’s your name?” she asked. He answered, “B.J. Titsengolf!” “That’s a beautiful name,” he said, “Is it a family name?”