www.flipmagazine.netFebrar2016 27 Weight Loss Program A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day 5lbs weight loss program. The next day theres a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads If you can catch me you can have me. Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day10lbs program. The next day theres a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning beautiful sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads If you catch me you can have me. Well hes out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best but no such luck. So for the next four days the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day25lbs program. Are you sure asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous program. Absolutely he replies I havent felt this good in years. The next day theres a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads If I catch you you are mine. He lost 33lbs that week A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons The blonde said No I want 25 gallons. Im going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again. The milkman asked Do you want it pasteurized Wait for it The blonde said No just up to my tits... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to After being married for 50 years I took a careful look at my wife one day and said Fifty years ago we had a cheap house a junk car slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now I have a 750000 home a 45000 car a nice big bed and a large screen TV but Im sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that youre not holding up your side of things. My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house driving a junk car sleeping on a sofa-bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.